"God gaves us free will, ergo it's pur own fault": Except that the Bible nor the Qu'ran put emphasis on free will. Hell, this excuse is so very recent, that, until a few centuries ago, the idea that God had absolute control over our lives was very popular.
"Its our fault; Adam and Eve's sin created evil, not God!": If you have read Genesis, you'll know this is bullshit (Hell, even Yahweh admits he created evil!). Likewise, at no point is the first sin ever considered a "Pandora's Box" situation.
"God is goodness incarnate! Evil is against his nature!":...have you even read the Bible? Yahweh is also considered to not be goodness incarnate until the NT and Qu'ran; in the OT, he is treated as a Lawful Neutral agent.
"Your're putting everything out of context!": Considering I actually bother to read the Bible/Qu'ran, while you only cherry pick passages your pastor dictates...
"He died for your sins! You should be grateful!":
1- His sacrifice was pointless, He only rescued saints from Sheol; everyone else still ends uo there after death, and only in Revelation are the faithful saved.
2- Nobody asked Jesus to die horribly. Yahweh supposedly does not need sacrifices, so it was all a display of disgusting sadism.
Why am I supposed to feel guilt tripped again?
Jesus: "Sorry man, but I'm not going through with it unless Bhuddists get saved too."
God: "Bhuddists?! But you already added everyone else! Can't I condemn at least one group of people?"
Jesus: "Don't be a bigot. Just for that, Satan worshipers get saved too now."
God: "@#%&!"