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1- According to wolfaboos, native americans hunted alongside wolves and worshipped them. In reality, native americans at most just respected the wolf as yet another animal; for them, it was no more important than the cougar and the bear. In fact, some tribes like the Navajos actually killed wolves as a rite of passage. As for hunting alongside wolves, they didn't even had dogs, and there's no evidence whatsoever of wolf domestication. Interestingly, south american people did domesticated native fox-like canines, but wolfaboos only care about plain old retarded Canis lupus.
2- Wolves are not as the smartest animals on Earth, as opposed to the idiotic wolfaboos say; they are very avaerage by animal standards. Things like pigs, elephants, cetaceans, corvids, parrots and apes are far more intelligent than them. Pack hunting is not a sign of intelligence, for most of the behaviour is both instinctive and imitative, and since hyenas and Harris hawks hunt far better in packs than wolves that would mean they are far more intelligent than wolves according to wolfaboo logic.
3- Wolves kill people. Only because wolfaboos say they don't (because they don't make any research) doesn't mean they don't attack unprovoked, and in fact there has been several recorded attacks by wolves that haven't been provoked. Naturally, wolfaboos root forr the wolves and actively wish for them to kill people, because psychopathy is a very good trait of your personality.
4- Not all wolves are northern grey wolves. There are many wolf subspecies and species across America, Eurasia and ethiopian Africa, several of which do not have "typical wolf traits"; some have shorter fur, longer ears and are generally smaller. Naturally, wolfaboos dismiss them as "jackals" or "coyotes", when they are clearly the same deal as the pathetic american grey wolves they love so much.
5- Balto was not a wolf-dog; he was a pure breed husky. The movie isn't 100% inaccurate (otherwise there would be evidence to support the existence of two polar bear cubs and a russian goose living alongside him)
6- Grey wolves are not endangered; their populations are stable and in fact there's the risk of overpopulation in some areas. Naturally, wolfaboos don't believe anything scientists say, preffering to delude themselves.
2- Wolves are not as the smartest animals on Earth, as opposed to the idiotic wolfaboos say; they are very avaerage by animal standards. Things like pigs, elephants, cetaceans, corvids, parrots and apes are far more intelligent than them. Pack hunting is not a sign of intelligence, for most of the behaviour is both instinctive and imitative, and since hyenas and Harris hawks hunt far better in packs than wolves that would mean they are far more intelligent than wolves according to wolfaboo logic.
3- Wolves kill people. Only because wolfaboos say they don't (because they don't make any research) doesn't mean they don't attack unprovoked, and in fact there has been several recorded attacks by wolves that haven't been provoked. Naturally, wolfaboos root forr the wolves and actively wish for them to kill people, because psychopathy is a very good trait of your personality.
4- Not all wolves are northern grey wolves. There are many wolf subspecies and species across America, Eurasia and ethiopian Africa, several of which do not have "typical wolf traits"; some have shorter fur, longer ears and are generally smaller. Naturally, wolfaboos dismiss them as "jackals" or "coyotes", when they are clearly the same deal as the pathetic american grey wolves they love so much.
5- Balto was not a wolf-dog; he was a pure breed husky. The movie isn't 100% inaccurate (otherwise there would be evidence to support the existence of two polar bear cubs and a russian goose living alongside him)
6- Grey wolves are not endangered; their populations are stable and in fact there's the risk of overpopulation in some areas. Naturally, wolfaboos don't believe anything scientists say, preffering to delude themselves.
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The Wolfaboo Creed
-The Wolfaboo Creed-
Note: This document was recovered from an alternate universe and was infested with horrific spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes, and extremely poor punctuation. It has been corrected so that today's men, women, and children can behold this idiocy at its finest.
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-I will defend all of Earth's animals, even though I only defend wolves.
-I will draw sparkledogs and majestic wolves doing humanlike actions. They will be cliché, bland, and generally undeveloped characters. These wolves and dogs will speak fluent English, and they will know no fear.
-I will design wolf comics
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The war between the radical weeaboo political party and the rest of the world had ended in a catastrophe none of us could've anticipated.
I still remember that day, sitting at my desk, hands folded in prayer and frustration, asking if there was a God that he should spare us all right now. I remember the lowly foot soldier entering the room and saying "Sir, they have taken DC. They've taken it all."
It was then I knew that God had forsaken us.
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In the last case, I realise some populations of grey wolves are endangered, but none of those is in America, as opposed to what american wolfaboos say.
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Literally nobody has ever made these claims. At best, they’re misconceptions, but literally nobody argues these claims.