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1- Yahweh is weakened by iron, much like a fairy. No solar deity known to man is vulnerable to fucking iron.
2- The Sun is still fierce and powerfull, and will continue to be for several more billion years. If Revelation is of any indication, Yahweh is currently so weak he relies on seven headed leopards, whores, horsemen and angels releasing plagues to have any impact on Earth.
3- The Sun has several birthday parties per year: the Winter Solistice, the Spring Equinox, the Summer Solistice and the Autumn Equinox. Yahweh only has 2 birthday parties, one of which he stole from the Sun. Lame.
4- Yahweh once or twice made a pilar of fire, and drowned the world once (which is a story stolen from babylonic mythology anyway, in which it took more than one deity to do that; therefore the biblical flood is a lie, and he did not do such a thing). Phaeton, Helios' son, drove the solar chariot across the Earth, and set the whole world on fire, and nearly evaporated the ocean away. Much more awesome.
5- Several solar deities teached us music, medicine, the arts, sometimes even warfare tactics. Yahweh only teached us more reasons to kill people, and only to execute them, not to kill them in wars.
6- Yahweh is a misogynistic prude, and his behaviour in the Bible seriously suggests that he needs to get laid. Not only several solar deities are associated with sex, some are also female, and Shapash, which was worshipped in the same area in which Yahweh's cults began, was an outright celestial amazon; the same applies to Sekhmet from egyptian paganism. Strong women are superior to sexist loosers.
7- Yahweh sends his followers to Sheol until the end of the world, when he either sends them to the Lake of Fire or Heaven. Freyr sends his followers to his sister's realm, Sessrumnir. Not only don't they have to wait so long, things there are much, much better than Heaven as described in the Bible.
8- The Sun is brilliant with light of all the colours of the spectrum and plasma at extremely high temperatures. Yahweh, meanwhile, sits all day long in a white throne among dark clouds and waters. Must be a depressing place to live.
9- In the end of the world, Jesus goes around with a sword in the mouth. Meanwhile, Apollo has fiery arrows, Helios has gauntlets, Freyr has a fiery sword, and some like Sekhmet and Neito are war deities, meaning they have much in the way of weapons. And none of them carry their weapons in the mouth; they are pratical, not retarded.
10- Sunlight brings both life and death; Yahweh's existence only brings death and annoyance.
2- The Sun is still fierce and powerfull, and will continue to be for several more billion years. If Revelation is of any indication, Yahweh is currently so weak he relies on seven headed leopards, whores, horsemen and angels releasing plagues to have any impact on Earth.
3- The Sun has several birthday parties per year: the Winter Solistice, the Spring Equinox, the Summer Solistice and the Autumn Equinox. Yahweh only has 2 birthday parties, one of which he stole from the Sun. Lame.
4- Yahweh once or twice made a pilar of fire, and drowned the world once (which is a story stolen from babylonic mythology anyway, in which it took more than one deity to do that; therefore the biblical flood is a lie, and he did not do such a thing). Phaeton, Helios' son, drove the solar chariot across the Earth, and set the whole world on fire, and nearly evaporated the ocean away. Much more awesome.
5- Several solar deities teached us music, medicine, the arts, sometimes even warfare tactics. Yahweh only teached us more reasons to kill people, and only to execute them, not to kill them in wars.
6- Yahweh is a misogynistic prude, and his behaviour in the Bible seriously suggests that he needs to get laid. Not only several solar deities are associated with sex, some are also female, and Shapash, which was worshipped in the same area in which Yahweh's cults began, was an outright celestial amazon; the same applies to Sekhmet from egyptian paganism. Strong women are superior to sexist loosers.
7- Yahweh sends his followers to Sheol until the end of the world, when he either sends them to the Lake of Fire or Heaven. Freyr sends his followers to his sister's realm, Sessrumnir. Not only don't they have to wait so long, things there are much, much better than Heaven as described in the Bible.
8- The Sun is brilliant with light of all the colours of the spectrum and plasma at extremely high temperatures. Yahweh, meanwhile, sits all day long in a white throne among dark clouds and waters. Must be a depressing place to live.
9- In the end of the world, Jesus goes around with a sword in the mouth. Meanwhile, Apollo has fiery arrows, Helios has gauntlets, Freyr has a fiery sword, and some like Sekhmet and Neito are war deities, meaning they have much in the way of weapons. And none of them carry their weapons in the mouth; they are pratical, not retarded.
10- Sunlight brings both life and death; Yahweh's existence only brings death and annoyance.
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Sumerian gods: Major Anunnaki
Anu The god of the sky, ruler of heaven, father of the gods, patron of Uruk
Enil The god of the air, son of Anu, patron of Nippur
Ninil The goddess of the air, sister/wife of Enil, patron of Nippur
Enki The god of water, crafts and learning, creator of men, patron of Eridu
Ninhursag The Earth Mother, sister of Anu, wife of Enki
Adad/Ishkur The god of storms, son of Anu
Shala The goddess of grain, wife of Adad
Dumuzi/Tammuz The god of fertility, husband of Inanna, patron of Uruk
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Norse gods: Vanir
Njord Chief of the Vanir, god of the sea and sailors, father of Freyr and Freyja
Aegir The god of the sea, brewer for the Aesir
Ran The goddess of the sea, keeper of the drowned, wife of Aegir
Freyr The god of peace and plenty, protector of warriors, brother of Freyja
Gerd The wife of Freyr, represents frozen seeds brought to life by rain
Óðr/Od The husband of Freyja
Freyja The goddess of love, beauty, fertility and battle, sister of Freyr
Skirnir A servant of Freyr
Gersemi The goddess of gems, daughter of Freyja
Gullveig The goddess of magic and seers
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10 reasons Religion is Immoral
1) You can't question faith.
The religious texts are believed despite mountains of evidence against them- If they were anything other than 'Holy' they would be sitting next to Harry Potter and Twilight right now. 'Because God said so' or 'Because I have faith' does not prove anything, anymore than me believing in Dragons because I saw one on a Welsh Flag and my flatmate told me the DO exist. It is also completely illogical for a society which relies in science to have such an attitude, I know enough from my boring statistics work that you need a LOT of evidence just to say 'this does not disprove the hypothesis'. But if I say 'you don't get
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Jehovah promotes homosexuality, there's nothing wrong with being gay, but in likewise he promotes it is just wrong. He says homo's deserve to die, but in fact he loves them being a homophobic homosexual himself. He hates women and wants to destroy their lives and loves to see them wiped out, which would mean the end of the human race. That he associates women with all that's inferior is proven by the following statement written in the bible: 'The women loves the man like the man loves Jesus', sounds pretty gay to me!! And all Jehovah really wants isn't necessarily the death of mortals, but eternal torture of bodies and souls is what he really loves, the pain itself. Despite this he wants to cover everything up to appear as a loving god, but he is nothing more than a sly sadistical deceiving jerk like Darth Sidious from star wars.